boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

So much yes

nois3-pollution:

granite-statedudecore:

ofmiceandmegs:

The Lucker Stomp.

always reblog, never forget

Reblog no matter what or how many times I have.

I want to start a deathcore band around the Ocala Florida area, I do vocals. Talk to me!

seventhousand-miles:

Every URL will be written in a notebook and given to some twat at my school that said he deserved to die. 

capndesdes:

ALL THE PREGNANCIES.

10knotes:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

b-enthrew:

Of Mice & Men - Second and Sebring